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dirktier:

~*GAMZEE CLUBKIND GIVEAWAY!!

As a thank you for the 100 followers, I’m giving away a dashing set of GAMZEE JUGGLING CLUBS!
ALL THREE ARE UP FOR GRABS.

These are actual juggling clubs, entirely hand painted by me.

DA RULES:
1. If you follow me, you can reblog as much as you like, but tag it so your followers can blacklist it please. Otherwise I will come wreck your shit.

If you do NOT follow me, you may reblog up to twice. (I will be checking.)
Likes count as well.

MUST BE A MAIN ACCOUNT- NO SIDEBLOGS. 

2. 3 winners will be chosen via random number generator. The 1st will get a pick out of the 3, the 2nd out of the last 2, and the 3rd winner will get whatever club is left!

3. Keep your ask box open. HOW ELSE WOULD I CONTACT YOU GOSH??

4. I will pay shipping, including internationally!!!

5. FINALLY: PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU MADE THEM.
These things are my pride and joy, I love them to death, and if you’re using them in cosplay, please give me due credit. It’s only polite. (And if you do use them for cosplay, I’d love to see pictures!!!)

(Only the Nepeta one has been used in cosplay, as pictured above.)


******GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY: 31ST AT MIDNIGHT.
I will be announcing the winners before leaving for A-Kon later that day, and the the winner has until I get back from A-Kon that following Sunday night to reply. If there’s not message by the time I check, then a new winner will be chosen.

While this is primarily for cosplayers, but if you want them to display on your dining room table, or on your wall, or in your clown fetish collection, be my guest. But if you do any of those things I want pix ok.

ENJOY! AND TAG THIS SHIT.

<3 Brittany/Dirktier

dirktier:

~*GAMZEE CLUBKIND GIVEAWAY!!

As a thank you for the 100 followers, I’m giving away a dashing set of GAMZEE JUGGLING CLUBS!
ALL THREE ARE UP FOR GRABS.

These are actual juggling clubs, entirely hand painted by me.

DA RULES:
1. If you follow me, you can reblog as much as you like, but tag it so your followers can blacklist it please. Otherwise I will come wreck your shit.

If you do NOT follow me, you may reblog up to twice. (I will be checking.)
Likes count as well.

MUST BE A MAIN ACCOUNT- NO SIDEBLOGS. 

2. 3 winners will be chosen via random number generator. The 1st will get a pick out of the 3, the 2nd out of the last 2, and the 3rd winner will get whatever club is left!

3. Keep your ask box open. HOW ELSE WOULD I CONTACT YOU GOSH??

4. I will pay shipping, including internationally!!!

5. FINALLY: PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU MADE THEM.
These things are my pride and joy, I love them to death, and if you’re using them in cosplay, please give me due credit. It’s only polite. (And if you do use them for cosplay, I’d love to see pictures!!!)

(Only the Nepeta one has been used in cosplay, as pictured above.)


******GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY: 31ST AT MIDNIGHT.
I will be announcing the winners before leaving for A-Kon later that day, and the the winner has until I get back from A-Kon that following Sunday night to reply. If there’s not message by the time I check, then a new winner will be chosen.

While this is primarily for cosplayers, but if you want them to display on your dining room table, or on your wall, or in your clown fetish collection, be my guest. But if you do any of those things I want pix ok.

ENJOY! AND TAG THIS SHIT.

<3 Brittany/Dirktier

dirktier:

~*GAMZEE CLUBKIND GIVEAWAY!!

As a thank you for the 100 followers, I’m giving away a dashing set of GAMZEE JUGGLING CLUBS!
ALL THREE ARE UP FOR GRABS.

These are actual juggling clubs, entirely hand painted by me.

DA RULES:
1. If you follow me, you can reblog as much as you like, but tag it so your followers can blacklist it please. Otherwise I will come wreck your shit.

If you do NOT follow me, you may reblog up to twice. (I will be checking.)
Likes count as well.

MUST BE A MAIN ACCOUNT- NO SIDEBLOGS. 

2. 3 winners will be chosen via random number generator. The 1st will get a pick out of the 3, the 2nd out of the last 2, and the 3rd winner will get whatever club is left!

3. Keep your ask box open. HOW ELSE WOULD I CONTACT YOU GOSH??

4. I will pay shipping, including internationally!!!

5. FINALLY: PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU MADE THEM.
These things are my pride and joy, I love them to death, and if you’re using them in cosplay, please give me due credit. It’s only polite. (And if you do use them for cosplay, I’d love to see pictures!!!)

(Only the Nepeta one has been used in cosplay, as pictured above.)


******GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY: 31ST AT MIDNIGHT.
I will be announcing the winners before leaving for A-Kon later that day, and the the winner has until I get back from A-Kon that following Sunday night to reply. If there’s not message by the time I check, then a new winner will be chosen.

While this is primarily for cosplayers, but if you want them to display on your dining room table, or on your wall, or in your clown fetish collection, be my guest. But if you do any of those things I want pix ok.

ENJOY! AND TAG THIS SHIT.

<3 Brittany/Dirktier

dirktier:

~*GAMZEE CLUBKIND GIVEAWAY!!

As a thank you for the 100 followers, I’m giving away a dashing set of GAMZEE JUGGLING CLUBS!
ALL THREE ARE UP FOR GRABS.

These are actual juggling clubs, entirely hand painted by me.

DA RULES:
1. If you follow me, you can reblog as much as you like, but tag it so your followers can blacklist it please. Otherwise I will come wreck your shit.

If you do NOT follow me, you may reblog up to twice. (I will be checking.)
Likes count as well.

MUST BE A MAIN ACCOUNT- NO SIDEBLOGS. 

2. 3 winners will be chosen via random number generator. The 1st will get a pick out of the 3, the 2nd out of the last 2, and the 3rd winner will get whatever club is left!

3. Keep your ask box open. HOW ELSE WOULD I CONTACT YOU GOSH??

4. I will pay shipping, including internationally!!!

5. FINALLY: PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU MADE THEM.
These things are my pride and joy, I love them to death, and if you’re using them in cosplay, please give me due credit. It’s only polite. (And if you do use them for cosplay, I’d love to see pictures!!!)

(Only the Nepeta one has been used in cosplay, as pictured above.)


******GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY: 31ST AT MIDNIGHT.
I will be announcing the winners before leaving for A-Kon later that day, and the the winner has until I get back from A-Kon that following Sunday night to reply. If there’s not message by the time I check, then a new winner will be chosen.

While this is primarily for cosplayers, but if you want them to display on your dining room table, or on your wall, or in your clown fetish collection, be my guest. But if you do any of those things I want pix ok.

ENJOY! AND TAG THIS SHIT.

<3 Brittany/Dirktier

My Tumblr Crushes:
couragebitch (10%)
buttnugget-mcgee (8%)
neitzarr (7%)
suffren (6%)
goldentot (6%)
crablouse (6%)
lordblinglish (5%)
cod-tier (4%)
thundergoddess (2%)
Two! Two Grand Highboobs Ah Ah Ah

My Tumblr Crushes:

  1. couragebitch (10%)
  2. buttnugget-mcgee (8%)
  3. neitzarr (7%)
  4. suffren (6%)
  5. goldentot (6%)
  6. crablouse (6%)
  7. lordblinglish (5%)
  8. cod-tier (4%)
  9. thundergoddess (2%)

Two! Two Grand Highboobs Ah Ah Ah

hot

hot

Oh my fucking god 

Oh my fucking god 

reblog if i’m allowed to sleep on your sofa if i ever visit your country.

ryoflame:

Go nuts, I love you guys~

go right ahead i will tell you my cat will most likely sleep on top of you though

No one ever sends me TMI questions

creys

creys 5 evr

It is Tuesday

princekarkat:

The designated day for you to solicit information from me that may be quantified as “too much.”

Let the festivities of Tuesday commence!

Pleassssssssssse

couragebitch:

Avionn wanted me to post it so„ shitty school doodles??? On lined paper .ew

Dude its great cept the legs could use some touching up

couragebitch:

Avionn wanted me to post it so„ shitty school doodles??? On lined paper .ew

Dude its great cept the legs could use some touching up

fantasymuffler:

Australia!

Im looking back at what ive been saying to people and posting today and to the untrained eye it would look like im high but infact I AM THIS RETARDED!!!!!!

neitzarr:

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

whoops my bad

Now im exchanging candy and colorfull stuffed reptiles with people i barely know who live on the other side of the world…….whoops

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